Eminem---The Real Slim Shady May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a coupl点击下载LRC歌词
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[ti:the real silm shady] [ar:阿姆] [00:02.85]Eminem---The Real Slim Shady [00:03.26]May I have your attention please? [00:06.28]May I have your attention please? [00:09.15]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:11.51]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:17.29]We're gonna have a problem here [00:18.54]Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before [00:20.73]Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.89]And started whooping her ass worse than before [00:26.14]They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!) [00:27.70]It's the return of the... [00:28.98]"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, [00:29.81]he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?" [00:32.63]And Dr. Dre said... [00:34.22]Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! [00:36.92](Ha-ha!) [00:37.45]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.35]"{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him [00:41.26]Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what [00:43.66]Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though" [00:46.08]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.39]But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms [00:50.54]Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't [00:53.25]But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.27]"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" [00:57.51]And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss [01:00.12]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.01]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:04.36]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.28]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.60]They got the Discovery Channel don't they? [01:08.59]"We ain't nothing but mammals" [01:10.33]Well, some of us cannibals [01:13.47]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.80]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.21]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.68]But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote [01:20.85]Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes [03:50.22][03:31.19][02:27.31][01:22.91] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [03:52.14][03:33.81][02:28.13][01:25.21] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.55][03:35.94][02:29.43][01:27.33] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? [03:56.80][03:38.36][02:32.57][01:29.77] Please stand up, please stand up [03:58.51][03:40.11][02:35.35][01:31.52] [03:59.19][03:40.93][02:36.66][01:32.36] Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.33][03:42.82][02:38.58][01:34.40] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.32][03:45.04][02:40.80][01:36.60] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? [04:05.90][03:47.53][02:43.26][01:38.91] Please stand up, please stand up [01:39.69] [01:41.34]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records [01:43.55]Well I do so "Fuck him and fuck you too!" [01:45.80]You think I give a damn about a Grammy? [01:47.73]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.49]"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" [01:52.82]Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here [01:54.70]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:56.98]Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.63]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:02.03]And hear them argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.21]You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV [02:06.30]"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" [02:08.60]I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world [02:10.90]how you gave Eminem VD [02:13.53]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15.61]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.34]And there's a million of us just like me [02:20.10]Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me [02:22.24]Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me [02:24.45]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [02:45.63]I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only giving you [02:47.92]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.37]The only difference is I got the balls to say it [02:52.20]In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all [02:55.48]I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it [02:58.22]I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there [03:01.34]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.91]It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 [03:06.09]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:08.54]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:11.38]And I'm jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:13.26]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:15.34]He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings [03:17.68]Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I don't give a fuck!" [03:21.02]With his windows down and his system up [03:22.52]So, will the real Shady please stand up? [03:25.18]And put one of those fingers on each hand up? [03:26.78]And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control [03:29.00]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [04:09.30]Ha ha [04:10.64]Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:16.87]Fuck it, let's all stand up http://提供
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