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[ti:Get U Mad] [ar:Eminem] [al:Double] [by:http://] [offset:500] Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *) Mic check.. (My dick!) Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *) [00:00.14]Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts.. [00:04.49]My attitude is worse than NWA's was [00:06.09]I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people [00:08.78]who ain't have shit to do with it, [00:09.91]like Cool J does (My tattoo!) [00:10.90]You see me standin outside of your buildin; [00:13.01]screamin, [00:13.63]"Puffy is good, (HEY!) [00:14.25]but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!) [00:16.33]I look at my life in a new light [00:17.74]fuck it [00:18.40]Give me two mics; I write songs for me [00:20.30]fuck what you like [00:21.11]You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; [00:23.08]cause I don't like rap anyway [00:24.13]I'm just tryin to get my porno career started [00:26.27]Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ [00:29.36]Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!" [00:31.89]Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters [00:33.98]Lesson One: Throw demos as hard [00:35.93]as you can at signed rappers [00:37.12]Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?) [00:39.06]Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) [00:40.93]and make em come to your basement and listen (you're gonna fuckin check this out) [00:42.89]Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; [00:44.44]switch demos with Canibus [00:45.52]and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!) [00:47.13]Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before' [00:49.59]"Hey let me get your number; [00:50.87]I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" [00:52.46]Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? [00:54.38]Get the whitest A&R you can find [00:55.95]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can [00:57.74]Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive [01:00.00]Dress up like I.C.P. [01:01.26]and have them come see you perform live [01:03.08]And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; [01:05.71]I ain't givin you shit bitch [01:06.97]don't even bother askin me (get away from me) [01:08.49]Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin [01:11.31]cause I'm always shittin when [01:12.60]I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!) [01:13.76]Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, [01:15.62]and stuffed it so far in her mouth [01:17.27]my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!) [01:18.53]Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..") [01:21.38]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, [01:22.86]mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!") [01:24.66]And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA [01:26.30]Cause Brandy and Monica walked in [01:27.90]and caught me fuckin Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!) [01:29.10]I splish splash while I'm takin a bath [01:31.28]Grab a handful of pills, [01:32.44]break em in half, [01:33.56]take em and laugh [01:34.18]White trash [01:35.14]fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") [01:36.56]While you're out siphoning gas [01:37.78]for your lawnmower to cut the grass [01:39.47]So if I hurt your self-esteem [01:40.65]and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?] [01:41.95]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:44.63]And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!] [01:47.08]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:49.68]"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!" [01:52.43]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:54.98]"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!] [01:57.63]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [02:00.80]What a wonderful day; [02:01.60]I should go outside and play [02:03.19]Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate [02:05.81]Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) [02:07.03]I was just about to toss a live grenade [02:08.74]in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *) [02:10.88]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS [02:13.05]Blood drippin from it, [02:14.42]rippin your stomach like a paper mache [02:15.84]You talk a lotta shit, [02:17.47]but you was never ill though [02:18.65]I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow [02:20.86]Tipped over some cows, [02:22.48]just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!) [02:23.76]Jumped up, choked a giraffe, [02:25.20]snapped his neck and broke it in half [02:26.71]Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+ [02:30.14]And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!) [02:32.10]The demon is here, steamin this year [02:34.20]I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, [02:35.94]scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!) [02:37.36]It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it [02:39.19]Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it [02:41.94]"Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell [02:44.56]I'll beat you with a live cat [02:45.86]when I'm swinging him by his tail [* impersonating Method Man *] [02:47.98]I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin [02:49.96]Lay your nuts on the dresser [02:51.31]Just your nutsack by itself [02:52.88]And bang them shits with a spiked bat [02:54.70]Cut your neck off and sew your head right back [02:57.04]And leave you like that [02:58.40]You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor [03:00.54]Who's itchin to leave you disfigured [03:02.06]and stiffer than Chris-topher [03:03.26]Reeves, I was teething with strep throat [03:05.27]while your mother was breastfeeding [03:06.63]And gave her the flesh-eating disease [03:08.57]I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees [03:11.02]and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans [03:13.35](Am I a Blood or a Crip?) [03:14.29]Wakin up the next day in breathin machines [03:16.38]Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes [03:18.87]on how you just got smoked, and if you do live [03:21.16]You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke [03:24.06]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad [03:26.59]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [03:28.94]And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had [03:31.53]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [03:34.26]"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad" [03:36.92]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [03:39.50]"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" [03:42.01]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [03:44.92] [03:47.19]I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh) [03:50.81]That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech [03:55.00]Sprayin wreck (bitch) [03:57.61]And we don't give a heck (uh-uh) [03:58.79]or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit [04:04.12]So suck my motherfuckin dick [04:05.53] [04:11.83]-= Eminem - Get U Mad =- [04:09.94][04:07.70] 歌词网听吧 http://欢迎您的光临! http://提供
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