Dr,nbsp;Dre-The Car Bomb文本歌词
Eminem - Can I BitchUncle Marshall!
Will you tell us a bedtime story?
Here we go...
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, ‘Clef, we‘re gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and let‘s paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin‘ I‘m about to administer
To this ass-kissin‘ little vaginal blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers‘ sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
Not havin‘ it, it‘s the mad sinister
Dr . Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin‘
Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I‘m ‘bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain‘t wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!
Dr,nbsp;Dre-The Car BombLRC歌词
[ti:First Call][ar:NOFX]
[al:Coaster]
[by: ]
[00:-04.00]NOFX - First Call
[00:-03.00]LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang
[00:-02.00]@ @
[00:-01.00]
[00:00.61]All my neighbors are fast asleep
[00:02.59]And I can't find anything to drink
[00:06.01]The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
[00:09.12]So I'm headed down the street to first call
[00:11.88]
[00:12.53]Me and the Bads were staying up late
[00:15.36]Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
[00:18.38]But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
[00:21.22]So I said it's only four short blocks to first call
[00:24.22]
[00:24.99]Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride
[00:27.56]Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed
[00:30.72]The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down
[00:33.80]So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round
[00:36.77]
[00:37.31]6 am, we'll start all over again
[00:42.50]No one applying the brakes
[00:45.35]We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
[00:48.23]We're gonna eat pickled egg
[00:51.68]We're gonna see Toby Jeg
[00:54.87]We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
[01:00.80]
[01:01.73]It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold
[01:04.48]And everyone around me's over 60 years old
[01:07.53]But we're gonna share the next hour or two
[01:10.53]We all got each other and nothing better to do
[01:13.34]
[01:14.06]Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
[01:16.72]A fat drunk jew starts singing this song
[01:19.75]I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
[01:22.75]So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three
[01:25.82]
[01:26.48]6 am, we'll start all over again
[01:31.78]No one applying the brakes
[01:34.89]We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
[01:37.79]We're gonna eat pickled egg
[01:40.94]We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg
[01:43.96]We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done
[01:50.00]
[02:01.99]All my neighbors are fast asleep
[02:06.12]And I can't find anything to drink
[02:09.20]The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
[02:12.15]So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.
[02:28.78]
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